Ainít Got No Juice In the Fridge

Since Alliant took my power my fridge seemed out place

So I had to change my drinkin ways and utilize the space.

Chorus:

Ainít got no juice. Ainít got no juice in the fridge. Ainít got no juice.

Ainít got no juice in the fridge.

Iím a powerless man">

Ainít Got No Juice In the Fridge

Since Alliant took my power my fridge seemed out place

So I had to change my drinkin ways and utilize the space.

Chorus:

Ainít got no juice. Ainít got no juice in the fridge. Ainít got no juice.

Ainít got no juice in the fridge.

Iím a powerless man, and I ainít got no juice in the fridge.

Well after a little thinkin, I thought to myself

I think Iíll add some SPAM to the top shelf.

Chorus.

The second shelf was ready to be filled like a bowling frame

I stocked it Meatballs and Spaghetti and it didnít look to lame.

Chorus:

The rest of the fridge I filled with corn and beans and soup

The corn goes through my system and comes out in my poop.

Chorus 2x.